Death by typo

It's a rare day when no typos reach out to grab me by the throat, threatening to kill my faith in humanity. Or at least my hope for literacy in the United States.

Facebook Post of the Week

From the Woot! page, likely in response to a Bag of Crap order:

I am disappoint. I expected more bacon.

 

I am laugh. Thanks so much.

B&B TMI

Dear People Who Write in Guestbooks at Bed-and-Breakfast Establishments:
Please do not use the terms "loving", "got romantic", or any other form of expression that refers to what you did in the room before I stayed there. Gross.

Thanks so much.

Improper Use of "Myself" and "Yourself"

Seriously, can we just be done with this?

Thanks so much,
The English Language