Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Facebook Post of the Week

From the Woot! page, likely in response to a Bag of Crap order:

I am disappoint. I expected more bacon.
I am laugh. Thanks so much.

Monday, July 30, 2012


Dear People Who Write in Guestbooks at Bed-and-Breakfast Establishments:
Please do not use the terms "loving", "got romantic", or any other form of expression that refers to what you did in the room before I stayed there. Gross.

Thanks so much.

Thursday, March 08, 2012